{"id":26445,"date":"2015-11-02T15:48:16","date_gmt":"2015-11-02T15:48:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alltpaettkort.se\/?p=26445"},"modified":"2022-01-19T11:39:20","modified_gmt":"2022-01-19T11:39:20","slug":"epic-spell-wars-battle-wizards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alltpaettkort.com\/en\/2015\/11\/02\/epic-spell-wars-battle-wizards\/","title":{"rendered":"Epic spell wars of the Battle Wizards"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Full disclosure: Vi hittade en flaska rom. Den l\u00e5g bland \u00f6len och vinet. Sen b\u00f6rjade vi spela. Det h\u00e4r \u00e4r cirka fyra minuter fr\u00e5n den sessionen.<\/em><\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>\u201cChoose one: either deal 2 damage to each foe with even hp\u201d, vad har du? Du har even, du har even och du har even.\u201d<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>Even Steven. HAHA! F\u00f6r du heter Stefan.<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Stef\u00e1n. Even Stef\u00e1n.<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Ass\u00e5, was the fakken?<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>St\u00e9f\u00e1n!<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Jag har flyttat ner min. De andra har inte gjort det.<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Vad\u00e5? Hur mycket?<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Tv\u00e5?<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Jag kan inte r\u00e4kna till tv\u00e5\u2026<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>F\u00e5r alla tv\u00e5?<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Ja<\/p>\n

E:<\/strong> 19? 18?<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Du kan ju ge det till Cockatwiiiice.<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Cockurutwicuru!<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>Ge det till tuppj\u00e4veln nu.<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Nej!<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Cockatwiiice!<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>Den har ju tv\u00e5 huvven.<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>COCKATWIIIIIIIIIICE!<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>It is time for the Pimped Imps. Den h\u00e4r g\u00e5r d\u00e5 p\u00e5 alla <\/em>ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r p\u00e5 ett target.<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>M\u00f6\u00f6\u00f6\u00f6\u00f6\u00f6\u00f6\u00f6\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5h!<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Allts\u00e5 ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r weakest eller stron\u2026<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Jajaja vi fattar.<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Tre t\u00e4rningar.<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Tre<\/em> t\u00e4rningar?!<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Alla? Ass\u00e5 alla. A<\/em>ss\u00e5 allihop?<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Ja.<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Du med?<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Precis.<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Fan vad nice!<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Eller nej, inte mig.<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Jojojo!<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>\u201cAll foes\u201d<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Foes.<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>Din idiot, vi har ju spelat i flera timmar.<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>9\u2026 Det blir allts\u00e5 tre damage och Keep.<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>N\u00e4e!<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>\u00c4r du s\u00e4ker<\/em> p\u00e5 det?<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Zing!<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Then it is time for this one\u2026 \u201c[obegripligt] pact with the devil<\/em>!\u201d Add a die to all your power rolls this round.<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Oj!<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Ah! \u201cThe player with the standee\u2026\u201d Nobody has the standee \u201cIf no living wizhard has the standee, all players take 4 damage\u201d.<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>FOUR!?<\/em><\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>All players? Du ocks\u00e5?<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>\u00d6h\u2026 \u00c5h, nej! Det t\u00e4nkte jag inte p\u00e5.<\/p>\n

J:<\/strong> Men ku\u2026 Jag \u00e4r ju nere p\u00e5 sju.<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Jag \u00e4r ocks\u00e5 nere p\u00e5 sju.<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>Det \u00e4r ju f\u00f6r fan helt sinnessjukt. <\/em>N\u00e5gon har fuskat.<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Jag \u00e4r inte klar. \u201cYour strongest foe\u201d, vem \u00e4r strongest?<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>Det \u00e4r absolut inte jag.<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Det \u00e4r jag.<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Nice!<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>D\u00e5 ska jag sl\u00e5 tv\u00e5 t\u00e4rningar f\u00f6r dig din lilla\u2026 Kung Fu fighting\u2026<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>You messin with the Fu Kin?<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Eh, ja.<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>OG!<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Tv\u00e5\u2026 Tv\u00e5 damage.<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Det \u00e4r ju ingenting!<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>N\u00e4.<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>J\u00falia<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>J\u00falia!<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>Japp, d\u00e5 ska jag f\u00f6rst l\u00e4gga mitt det h\u00e4r kortet. Det h\u00e4r s\u00e4ger att jag \u201cwhen you resolve your frist schpell next game add the top card of the main deck to yours schpell.\u201d Det var mitt s\u00e5nt d\u00e4r d\u00f6d. D\u00f6dskort. Nice, en Bob.<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>N\u00e4, jag vill inte alls ha fyra. Jag discardar. F\u00e5r jag g\u00f6ra det?<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Ehm\u2026 Nope.<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Vad\u00e5 \u201cNope?\u201d<\/p>\n

J: \u201c<\/strong>Slimerollers\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Lagt kort ligger.<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Asch! Vad\u00e5 \u201clagt kort ligger\u201d?<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>Lyssna nu!<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Du kan ju inte \u00e4ndra dig nu.<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>Vad h\u00e5ller du p\u00e5 med?!<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Vad\u00e5 \u201c\u00e4ndra mig\u201d?<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Det har ju g\u00e5tt till n\u00e4sta person du kan ju inte bara \u201cmj\u00e5h\u00e5 mjag \u00e4ndrar mjij\u201d.<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>Ska du ge det till tuppj\u00e4veln nu? Det \u00e4r ju f\u00f6rschent.<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>N\u00e4, men han kan ju inte \u00e4ndra sig.<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>\u201cSlimerollers\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>VAD\u00c5! VILKET?<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>\u201c\u2026attackalanche\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Hall\u00e5! Nu har han ju inte\u2026 Nu har han ju bara\u2026<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>\u201c\u2026 wild magic\u2026\u201d <\/em><\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>\u2026 gett sig fyra liv.<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Nej, nej, nej det har han inte.<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>\u00c5\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5h.<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>N\u00e4, okej.<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>Nuharjagnu\u00e4rdeminuk\u00f6rjagom!<\/em> Det \u00e4r ingen som f\u00f6r ingen lyssna.<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>N\u00e4. Det \u00e4r f\u00f6r att Emma pratar hela tiden.<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Va!?<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>H\u00f6r ni, lyschnar ni nu?<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Huh? Ja!<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>\u201cSlimerollers a<\/em>hahattack<\/em>hahalanche\u2026 wildca<\/em>hahahard\u201d \u2026\u201d<\/em>BOB\u201d<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Bob?<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Bob.<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Huh?<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>Jag fick ju den av det d\u00e4r.<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Jaha. \u201cWildcard Bob\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Men Wildcard kan du ju ta bort.<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>V\u00e4nta vad fick du av vad? Jag fattar inte.<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>N\u00e4, men du beh\u00f6ver inte f\u00f6rst\u00e5 allt hela tiden.<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Dead wizuurrd.<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>\u00c5h, en till Bob! Double Bob!<\/em><\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>En till?<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>Twice Bawb! Han ser sk\u00f6n ut. Han \u00e4r s\u00e4kert j\u00e4ttejobbig.<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Du m\u00e5ste ju l\u00e4sa den igen d\u00e5.<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>\u201cSlimerollers attackalanche Bob Bob\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Vad hette den p\u00e5 Rayman? Som gick som den d\u00e4r l\u00e5ten i Kill Bill. Gobble gobble?<\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>Eh, n\u00e4.<\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Glu glu.<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Glu glu?<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Glu glu, glu glu glu, glu glu, glu glu glu.<\/em><\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Bob bob, bob bob bob, bob bob, bob bob bob.<\/em><\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Bob bob, bob bob bob, bob bob, bob bob bob.<\/em><\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>Jamen slimerollers i alla fall\u2026<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Bob bob, bob bob bob\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

S: <\/strong>Bob bob, bob bob bob\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>Meh\u2026<\/p>\n

E: <\/strong>Bob bob, bob bob bob<\/em><\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>Umf\u2026<\/p>\n

EB: <\/strong>Bob bob, bob bob bob<\/em><\/p>\n

J: <\/strong>\u2026Bob bob, bob bob bob<\/em><\/p>\n

Alla: <\/strong>BOB BOB, BOB BOB BOB, BOB BOB, BOB BOB BOB. BOB BOB, BOB BOB. BOB BOB, BOB BOB BOB.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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